So far today I have.....

... been blamed for losing a piece sales demo equipment I never had.
....been told by a customer that I am purposefully lagging on his repair. (The same guy gave the office secretary a hard time because she left early on Friday to attend to her live in boyfriend who was in the emergency room after a bad car accident, and he seems to think I am going to jump his work to the front of the line and get it back to him by Wednesday)
.... had a craptastic 25 minute lunch break. bite bite swallow, no time for chewing...
... have been asked 20 times "Are they going to fill the open position here?" like I have any say in that, or even know who 'they' are.

I love Monday's!