Feeling old and washed up

I listen to the CNN podcast on the drive into work. I get the latest news bits while the commercials are being played on my favorite morning show. The last bit today was about some teenagers in the southwest somewhere that had let 3 numbered goats loose in some school buildings. They stayed and watched as the cops caught the 3 goats with painted numbers 1, 2 and 4 on them and continued to search for a goat numbered '3'.

Then of course, there's this one too.

I've pulled some good pranks in the past, but never have thought of anything like either of these.