FU*K YOU COMCAST

Sure, your internet is blazing fast. Sure your telephone service is crystal clear. But, COMCAST, please stop with the radio commercials saying you provide the best TV service. You don't. Your DVR is sub par at best. You offer 15 HDTV channels while your competitors offer 40 or more. You make me pay for the NFL Network, which is free with other providers.

If I wasn't shackled to you due to restrictions on putting a dish on my building, I would dump you in a New York Second (which is faster than a regular second, I think)