Jump On

For the low low price of $15, you too can jump on the Bears Bandwagon and look like a true fan.

I was out shopping with Tequila Red on Saturday afternoon. I was browsing the isles of Strange Cargo when I overheard some girl that was probably born in or after 1985 ask the person on the other end of her cell phone "Was 'The Refrigerator' know as 'The Sweetness'?"

I jammed the shirt I was looking at back on the rack, Found Tequila and proclaimed that we were leaving, right now.

I assume this girl also has a Konerko Jersey somewhere in her closet, probably right next to her Wrigley Field Bleachers T-Shirt.

Poor Thing.