'The Curse' IS REAL!

$136 million man Alfonso Soriano is out with a hamstring injury.

Fucking goat.

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In related news, Toni, from Toni's Hair Salon (2216 W Irving Park) is quite possibly my hero. She went out of her way to search me out and return my lost wallet, intact, to me. I apparently dropped it in the street out front of my place last Friday. When I tried to give her a $20 reward, she refused instead giving me her business card and stating in her thick Eastern European accent "I cut hair, you come and see me."