Don't you just hate when you build a simple everyday event up to be so big, and so special and important that when the big date finally happens after what seems to be like a year and...

it isn't very special.

or important.

Instead, it was a big disappointment...

because I acted like a selfish idiot.

Sentence:

min - 7 more days of solitary
max - life.

All I can say is: I'm sorry.

In Other News:

"Dear Customer

Your product has reached our repair center. We will notify you by email when the repair is complete."

hurry back little guy!