Nothing to post

so here are some links to news stories I have ready today instead of working.

Cartoon flap no joke for resident

It's not a prank, it's a felony

Man fired after being at dying wife's bedside

Man offered job back

How Carzy is Jerry Falwell

What NOT to put on a Resume

Stolen satellite phone used for sex chat in Iraq

Rigged Apartment

Deadly snake stowaway

Speed? Do you have a Judge friend so you can get out of the fines? HAHA

Heroin found in fish

Man 'steals' own car

1 in 3 gets hurt during sex

Lady dies in fire that destroys her house still getting bills from power company

My fat tummy might actually help save my life

9 out of 10 Foster Kids prefer cages to beds

Married in McDonalds